Total Medals Earned: 3,722 (From 600 different games.) Total Medal Score: 69,220 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Play for 5 minutes
Play the game once
Play for 10 minutes
Play for over 25 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/65 points)
Get 150 score.
Get 405 score.
Get 5010 score.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/35 points)
Stop to vibrate :D
Play the game another time!
Start to vibrate :D
Keep Going!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play for a lot of time!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 5/5 (500/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/205 points)
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 12/14 (200/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (65/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.